2 February, 2011 at 12.57 pm

Typical Exchange Between Family Members

(context: after dinners, Chinese people tend to fight over who pays the bill. This happened after our Chinese New Year dinner, when my mother, aunt and uncle were fighting over the bill) Mum to my seven year-old cousin: eh, can you take this [visa card] to that auntie over there [the waitress]? Seven year-old cousin: No, don’t want. Mum: Wah, you’ve got no balls, ah?

12 April, 2010 at 12.03 am

A Summary

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Kind of weird how one of the top search queries that leads to this blog is “white girls in China”. Also that the most common spam comment this site gets is about seeing Megan Fox (almost) nude. I have no idea what kind of site people think this is.

What I really wanted to say was I had a lovely holiday. My mother and I decided that instead of me going home for Christmas this year, that she’d come up to the UK for a few days instead. There are places that she’s really wanted to go to and [...]

29 March, 2010 at 10.30 pm

Hohum

You can tell I’m mindnumbling bored when this consumes my life:

I’m pretty much just counting down the days until I get to see my mother though (3!), so watching hour long episodes of complete and utter crap (Season 10!) helps pass the time. (omg, one of the detectives just referenced two girls-one cup).

Also watched the Australian Grand Prix. First time actually watching anything to do with the F1 bar my father going mental about it and me having to watch him pretend to drive and make car noises when I was younger. And so [...]

9 January, 2010 at 3.39 pm

Yay

It was my mother’s birthday yesterday. Shame I couldn’t be there, and shame vodafone won’t let me make international calls.

That's not actually me, that's my sister. But I'm sure I was equally cute at some point in my life.